What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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What's grey and lights up ?

An electric elephant !

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

What about the two old ladies who brought a bottle of whiskey to the baseball game?

At the bottom of the fifth the bags were loaded.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?

A pineapple !

How are a Christmas tree and a priest alike ?

They both have ornamental balls.

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What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

What did the Muslim bring to the Holiday party?

Falafel and hummus.