Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud :)

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How is God just like a regular man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.

How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

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What do you call an Asian boy with downs?

Lo Mein. See you all in hell.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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What is Satan's favorite headset?

S810.

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub