Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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How are babies different from feminists ?

Babies grow up and stop crying

What kind of flower grows on your face?

A: Tulips.

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What the hell was that?

What the hell was that What the hell was that " (Winning Scriptwriter Submission for Ghost Hunters)

What would you folks like?

HER: I'll have the s- ME: WHO THE HELL IS THIS GUY !

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What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.