Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

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What did the art major say to the law major?

Would you like fries with that "

What gift would you like to receive during the St. Valentine's Day?

Well, I don't know" she answers shyly. "OK, that I give you another year to think about it..."

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why was the tree stretching?

So it could be timber!

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

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Why are there so many trees along the Champs-lyses?

Because ze Germans like to march in ze shade.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Whose line is it anyway?

generous cocaine party guests

How can a line be both short and long?

It's a long line of midgets!

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried