Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

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Why is the Champs-Elysees lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What do you call it when Darth Vader moves one foot?

The Imperial March

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

When does a fisherman offend you the most?

When he's completely out of line

German Soldier Jokes More German Soldier Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

Shade Jokes More Shade Jokes

Why are the avenues in Paris lined with trees?

A:Because Germans like to march in the shade.

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

Paris Jokes More Paris Jokes

What did terrorists say in Paris?

Charlie has been neutralised"

What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."