Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

Why did the German watchmaker say to the watch that kept saying "Tick, tick, tick, tick,..."?

Ve haff vays of meking you tock."

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Why didn't King Kong go to Hong Kong?

He didn't like Chinese food.

What would you like it to be ?

A joke .

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What's worse than having 10 babies nailed to a tree?

One baby nailed to 10 trees...

How can you tell you are in a math teacher's garden?

All the trees have square roots.

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Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What would you're opening line be?

Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Who needs whips and chains?

Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

How many Frenchmen does it take to guard Paris?

No one knows, it's never been done before