What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

Why did the woman turn to her husband and say "now who the hell would dump such a nice sofa out here in the woods?

She was looking at a bear and thought it was a sofa due to the four legs.

What was the preferred magazine of the bear that hung out behind the library?

Digest Readers.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What is the difference between a feminist and a machist?

The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first.

What did the white high school dropout get for his birthday?

A legacy scholarship for his second choice school

Good Thing Jokes More Good Thing Jokes

What's the best thing about being a necrophiliac?

You don't have to bring the flowers.

Whats the best thing about doing twenty four year olds?

Theres twenty four of them.