What's the best thing about being born on 9/11/99?

You had the two biggest candles on your second birthday.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

Inmates

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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Why Did The Man With One Hand Go To The Shopping Centre?

To go to the second hand shop

Which bug gobbles up trash?

Second Caribou: The litterbug.

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What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Whats the best thing about being addicted to speed?

Only one more sleep until Christmas!