What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

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What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common?

Same middle name!

When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!"

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What is the Taliban's favorite holiday footwear?

Missile Toe!

Where are you only allowed to swim if you have red hair, a lip piercing, three brothers, a missing finger, are slightly overweight and have a birthday in december?

The specific ocean.

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What did a black twin called his brother before they're born?

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What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."