What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

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What do you call a bear that's not drunk?

So-Bear!

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.