What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ?

Sleep in the wardrobe !

How do you get your wife to listen to every word without interrupting?

Talk in your sleep.

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What did the candle say when he was down on his luck?

A: I'm at wick's end.

What did soviet russians use for lighting before they started using candles?

Electricity.

Rest Jokes More Rest Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!