What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

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Why couldn't the candle get any sleep?

Because there's no rest for the wicked.

What did the socialist use before candles?

Electricity.

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Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.