What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Tide Jokes More Tide Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Why do people wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold out tide.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night ?

Russell !

Why doesn't Kirk like to have one-night stands?

Because the girls always cling on him afterwards.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

What did Cholera say to Malaria?

Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!