What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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What happens when the Sun and the Moon get together?

They turn out the lights.

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

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What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's the best thing about turning 65?

No more calls from insurance salesmen.