What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

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How do you know someone's an engineer?

No worries they will tell you

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

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How does a psychic open a bag of chips?

They Tarot.

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

A: The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."