What's the best way?

I said "A big knife" She laughed and said "You're funny" I said "wise choice"

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What do you call cows that have a sense of humor?

Laughing stock.

How do you spell "laughing out loud" by using binary?

1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1o1

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What's the best way to get a Punjab in India?

Hire a cunning linguist.

What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."