What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

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What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

Why do ghosts carry tissues?

Because they have BOOOOgers.

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Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU