What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

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What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

What's the best way to start an underwear presentation?

Start with a brief introduction.

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Why did the ghost get in the elevator?

to raise his spirits

What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party?

A boo-tie.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What do you call a puppy with a camera?

A furtographer

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Where's the soap?

Yes, it does." she replies.

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What ward does Sauron visit in the hospital?

ICU