Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

Why did the leper chase the leopard?

Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)

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What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.