Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What did the Flower say to the Bees?

You know you want it, Honey"

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.