Why do people say "get well soon"?

Why don't you want me to get well now

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What did Jesus want when he appeared on a piece of toast?

Miracle whip.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

Why are all those people running?

A: Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running