How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What's the definition of a gentleman?

Someone who knows how to play the bagpipe and doesn't.

Why are black people so good at basketball?

Cause all they know to do is steal, run, and shoot

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman made out of beef?

Patty

What is big, vibrates and makes a woman scream when put inside her?

A chainsaw.

Sandwich Jokes More Sandwich Jokes

What do you call the people who make sandwiches at Subway?

Sub humans.

How do you start a rave party in Africa without a soundsystem?

Glue a sandwich on the ceiling.

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What do Spanish Muslims call their God?

Ollah!