How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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Whats the problem with feminist picnics ?

None of them make the sandwiches.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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What do you call an awkward questioner?

I don't KNOW, that's why I **asked** you. God.

Why doesn't God like fruitcake?

Because he doesn't exist.