Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Why do vampire's use linux?

Because they don't like windows in their house. BaDumTss

What do you call an aging actor who has finally paid off his house?

Mortgage freeman.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

Why is the new OS from Microsoft called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

Cheeseburger Jokes More Cheeseburger Jokes

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.

How do you make a cheeseburger sad?

Make it with blue cheese!