Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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Why aren't cars made out of wood?

Because they wooden go.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

What did the cholo say when two houses fell on top of him?

Get off me homes!

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why did the poor art collector only buy miniature paintings?

He wanted more Monet in his wallet.