Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van

Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs after a house fire?

Stephen Hawking's

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Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up ...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

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What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What's the difference between shame and pride?

It depends on where I draw the line.