Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

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Whats the difference between Mashed Potatoes and Pea Soup?

Anyone can mash potatoes!

Whats the word im looking for?

You're part of a three-man space crew orbiting Earth. You can ONLY relay one, one word message in 2 seconds. Whats the word

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Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What do a good woman and KFC have in common?

After nibbling the breast and thighs there's a greasy box to put your bone in.

What's the difference between foreplay and KFC?

Once you're finished with the breasts and thighs, you're left with a greasy box to put your bone in.

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What do you call a line of iron cats?

A Feline...

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)