Where's the genie?

Takes off lampshade* What's wrong with this thing

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What did Kris Kross tell the nervous paratrooper?

Tell her you're a paratrooper. Chicks dig that kind of thing."

Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Genie Jokes More Genie Jokes

What did the rich bearded slave owner say when he was stranded in the desert and saw a mirage of an Arabian lamp and rubbed it?

here in my mirage got this brand new labor genie here

What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie?

One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin

Lampshade Jokes More Lampshade Jokes

Why doesn't Anne Coulter have any loose skin?

She's afraid someone will make a lampshade out of it.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.