What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

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How many people with OCD does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. It *has* to be seven.

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why is that, doc?

He replied, "I'm trying to examine you."

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How did Helen Kellers parents punish her?

They gave her a basketball and told her to read.

Why does Calvin Harris like reading fairy tales?

He loves a good happy ending

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Why'd the dog sit in the shade?

He didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why is the Champs-lyses lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

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Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

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What do you have there?

Me: struggling, crawling to his car because my backpack is weighing me down Ham.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

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Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What is Dr. Seuss' favorite play?

Green Eggs and Hamlet

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What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

What do you call a potato that's reluctant to try new things?

A Hesi-tater