What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

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Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Mexican wrestler that only fights during his 12:00 break?

A lunchador.

What's the difference between fighting on the internet and participating in the paralympics?

None, even if you win, you're still retarded.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

Deal Jokes More Deal Jokes

Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.