What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

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What's the last thing they do to a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll before it leaves the factory?

Give it two test-tickles!

Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

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What do you want for your birthday?

Me: You could get me a "world's best dad" mug. 4: You told me not to lie.

How can you tell if a turkey is from Germany?

By the way it Goebbels

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How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.