Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

Why is picture of Jesus better than Jesus himself?

You only need one nail to hang up the picture.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Who's there ! Anka ! Anka who ?

Anka the ship !