Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

Why are pirates always angry when they go to the restroom?

Because they p-irate.

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Why did the flume ride need repairs?

Because it got waterlogged.

What did the doctor say to the Fonz when he got sick?

You need to take your vitamin Ayy.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

What's worse than fighting an uphill battle?

Getting to the top and realizing it's all downhill from there.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does hiring a ship illegally always cost $3.14?

Because theyre pi rates.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.