What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

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What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

How do porcupines play leapfrog?

Very carefully

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.