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A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
Black man working
Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.
The BMW I8.
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Rust-in-peace.
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
Because it's easier to deal with just one prick
because it was being driven by a woman
on a cactus, the pricks are on the outside
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Because they can spell it. LOL LOL
BMWs have the pricks on the inside!
Optional.
A BMW's pricks are on the inside!
The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.
I don't have a new BMW in my garage.
A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
On a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.
A Mini Golf.
A cactus has the prick on the outside.
Porcupines have pricks on the outside.
You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this
A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW
The time of day he get into his BMW to go home from the dentists office after touching mouths all day
A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.
A porcupine has its pricks on the outside
A. From chasing parked ambulances.
Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.
Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.
Audi drivers have pricks on the inside
We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.
Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...
1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
Take away her rights.
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
It made it easier to deal with high C's
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
A criminal record.
Like a sixpack
