What's the Difference between a cactus, and a BMW?

A cactus has the prick on the outside.

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What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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Why is the mens bathroom such an angry place?

It's where all the pricks hang out.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Why did Adele leave the house?

So she could say Hello from the outside.

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What are mixed feelings?

Watching your mother-in-law backing up towards the edge of a cliff in your new BMW.

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

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Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside