What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between you and I?

About 12 letters

What's the difference between a green elephant and a purple one?

One of them is purple

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Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Hummer?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail?

You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick