What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between congress and parliament?

Ones filled with a bunch of baboons and the other just doesn't give a hoot during the day.

Whats the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?

One of them is actually wanted!

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

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What's the difference between the Earth and my sock?

The Earth's crust is on the outside.

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Whats the difference between an Audi and a porcupine?

With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

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What do you call a blonde in a BMW?

Optional.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

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What's the difference between a bmw driver and a porcupine?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

Why would you rather run into a bmw driver than a cactus?

Because it's easier to deal with just one prick