What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Harley and a hoover?

The position of the dirtbag.

What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke?

please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!

Prick Jokes More Prick Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?

In a brief case.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Bmw Jokes More Bmw Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.