One's a rugrat, the other's a regret.
They are both post apocalyptic but only one produces brand new cars.
I don't know. I just build the fence.
They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.
Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
What's the difference between getting your girlfriend pregnant and asking how her day went There is no difference, you always regret both!
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
