What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman?

A woman wants a man who can satisfy all her needs. A man wants all women who can satisfy his needs.

What's the difference between slavery and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 150 years.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when a woman is about to say some thing intelligent?

She starts her sentance with "A man once told me"

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How is Islam like a GPS?

You may think you're on the right path, but if you follow it literally, you'll end up crashing into a building.

What's the difference between a guy falling from the 20th or the 1st floor of a building?

20th floor fall goes: *Aaaaaah, BAM!* 1st floor fall goes: *BAM, Aaaaah!*

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.