What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally?

At a religious revival, they say "STAND UP FOR JESUS" At a bikers rally, they say "SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"

Whats the difference between congress and a US mint?

One of them makes sense!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when it's time to get a new dishwasher?

When the old one expects you to "do your share"

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What building has the most stories?

A library.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

What do you call a terrorist with cancer?

A free radical.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What's the difference between a refugee and E.T?

E.T learned English and wanted to go home.

What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.