What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What's the difference between a happy person and ET?

A happy person has a light heart and ET has a heart light

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Why are women so afraid of looking stupid?

Because they don't want the world to know!

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin?

They became flatman and ribbon. has left the building.

What do you call a Graveyard built on sandstone?

A sedimentary.

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

What do you call a terrorist from Paris?

A Paririst

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.

Refugee Jokes More Refugee Jokes

What do refugees drink?

Foreignade.

Why are refugees bad at math?

They refuse to integrate.