What's the difference between a beaver and a deer?

The deer has a bigger beaver

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What do you say to him?

Keep the change it doesn't really make a difference.

What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

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What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

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What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?

Elkaseltzer.

What do you get when you cross a pickle with a deer?

A dill doe.