What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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Beaver Jokes More Beaver Jokes

What did the river say when it saw the beavers?

I'll be dammed.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

Gnaw Jokes More Gnaw Jokes

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.