What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween?

Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What happens in a chinese restaurant when the power goes out?

It'll dim sum

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How can we get you to walk out of here with 4 tires?

Sir, you are wildly overestimating my strength."

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry, and soap

What do you get when you throw a grenade into a french kitchen?

Linoleum Blownapart

Question Jokes More Question Jokes

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

When I see a "How am I driving?

sticker, I want to take the driver in my arms and tell them that I too have questions about my existence