What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

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What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

What happened ?

Me: I turned 13....

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What do you call 4 bullfighters in quicksand?

Quattro cinco

Who are you supposed to be?

4: A ninja.

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What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

What did Shakespeare ask his doctor when he was afraid he had tuberculosis?

TB or not TB, that is the question.