How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between an Isis camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?

Tweetie Pie !

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

La Jokes More La Jokes

What do you call a vampire in a raincoat ?

Mack-u-la !

How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey?

A cross.

Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?

Because they were still monkeys.

New York Jokes More New York Jokes

How can you tell if someone is from New York?

They always talk about how they're from New York.

What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?

One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.

6 Hour Jokes More 6 Hour Jokes

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store?

For the watch

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.