What's the difference between a bowling ball and a French girl?

You can only fit three fingers in a bowling ball.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What do you call a magic dog in French?

A magi-chien.

Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Why do you want to be a psychiatrist?

pictures clients acting like chickens after I click my fingers* I want to help people

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the husband say to his wife when he tried pushing it in as much as he could, but it still wouldn't fit?

He said "I'm going to try on a different shoe size."

How many talking heads does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.

French Girl Jokes More French Girl Jokes

How do you reject a French girl?

Just say neaux.

How do French girls hold their liquor?

By the ears