What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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How do you get a baby in and out of a small bowl?

Use a blender to get it in, use tortilla chips to get it out!

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!

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How do you make a redditor impatient?

loading...

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

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You can only fit three fingers in the bowling ball.

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.