What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

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Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

Whats the difference between a hippy chick and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in, it doesn't follow you around for 6 months trying to get spun. 8)

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

How do you find an alive baby in a pile of dead babies?

With a pitchfork!

What's the difference between a truckload of sand and a truckload of babies?

You can't unload sand with pitchforks.

Garbage Truck Jokes More Garbage Truck Jokes

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.