What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between 3 and 13?

Nothing, they both have 1 3

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How do fast food restaurants make so much money?

OC "They flip burgers for profit!" Just thought of this at a baseball game today, kinda quirky and simple!

Why aren't burgers too good at basketball?

Too many turnovers!

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What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !