What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.

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What's the difference between me and Jimmy Kimmel?

I can make it to the end of a Jimmy Kimmel joke without laughing.

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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Which burgers are dishonest?

Cat-burgers! (burglars)

Where do Communists go to get burgers?

Czechers.

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What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver?

I'm at your service ma'am.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!