Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Why didn't they punish the student who hung himself?

He was already suspended.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's yellow and flys through walls?

A magic banana...

Why did Thoreau build a house?

A: Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

What do you call a wrongly accused art thief?

Framed

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

What's the difference between a burger and a burglar?

Cooking times.