Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?

Both of their biggest hits were the wall.

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

Frame Jokes More Frame Jokes

Why did the painting go to jail?

It was framed.

What's the difference between Jesus and a framed picture of Jesus?

You only need one nail for the frame

Prove Jokes More Prove Jokes

Why couldn't Marco Rubio register on a web forum?

The website required him to prove that he is not a robot.

Why was the guy from 127 Hours arrested for espionage?

He was proven guilty of providing arms to Iraq

Mugshot Jokes More Mugshot Jokes

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

What picture does a cup get when it goes to prison?

A MUGshot.

Burglar Jokes More Burglar Jokes

What do you call a government consisted of burglars?

A thiefdom.

Whats the difference between a burglar and an ex-wife?

At least the burglar has the decency to leave you the house.