What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

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What seems to be th- Me: -Medicinal marijuana! Doc: I'm sorry?

Me: Let's start with the answer, then work on the problem, ok

What do your call a fish who starts a drug empire?

A scarfish

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What is a nickname for any black man?

Tripod, because they have an extra leg..

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

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What do a black person and a bike have in common?

they both don't work without a chain.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What did Shawn like most about his trip to Paris?

He said it was lovely to hear the French pheasants singing the Mayonnaise."

Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week...