What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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Everywhere.

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I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Because he's extinct

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What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite