What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between a scaffold and a magnet?

A magnet only has two Poles.

What's the difference between a Warlock and a Sorcerer?

Apart from the Spelling?

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Why have all Remain voters suddenly gotten so salty?

They don't like the taste of being the minority!

When i go down you know what it tastes like?

Depends...

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and ferrari ?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

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What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."