Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.
200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)
Deadpeople
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A tongue. Hehe
A dead baby can feed a family of four
Apparently not 8
A melon
A Watermelon...