What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

What's the difference between a business meeting and a battle ground?

Deadpeople

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

What tastes good but doesn't smell good?

A tongue. Hehe

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?

Apparently not 8

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...