What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Why couldn't the melons run away and get married?

They cantelope.

Why do melons always have big weddings?

Because they can't elope.

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How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

How many straight men in california does it take to change a lightbulb?

both of them