How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

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How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

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How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead or not?

You PO PO PO POKE HER FACE PO PO POKE HER FACE!

Whats the most essential part of telling a joke about terrorism?

an explosive punchline

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What does it taste like to go down on a little old lady?

Depends

Why does moon rock taste better than earth rock?

It's a little meteor.

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Why does Martin Luther King like jam?

Because God bless America

How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

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What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A chocolate BAAA

What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?

A runny bunny.