If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
A: He was striking a happy medium.
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Because he can't even.
When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.
The taste.
When you can burp and taste it.
God doesn't think he's a police officer.
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
A Coconut.
Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.
