What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

Previous Random Joke Next

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.

Melon Jokes More Melon Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What do you do if life gives you melons?

You're dyslexic.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.