What do you call a melon that's had a bit too much to drink?

A Watermelon...

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do you call a dwarf with a birth defect, is broke and can't drink milk?

Lack toes and tall or rent

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Why don't melons ever run away and get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

What do you have when life gives you melons?

Dyslexia.

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What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."