What's the difference between a dog?

One of his legs is the same.

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What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

What the difference between the U.S. Government and a bucket of crap?

The bucket

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Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"

What do you get if you play a C&W song backwards?

Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.