What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between... A gold fish and a mountain goat?

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

Why did you just swallow the money I gave you?

Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money!

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin ?

There was some money in the kitty !

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why does Barbie hate Amazon?

because they're always putting sales out on ken-dolls.

What do you call a guy that hates Christmas and steals the woman you love?

Ebenezer Scrooge-yagirl

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

How do you know when you have a good redneck girlfriend?

If she can give you oral with a dip in and know which to swallow and which to spit.

Why do so many guys spit in urinals?

Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between lust, love, and just plain showing off?

Spitting, Swallowing, and gargling.

Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.