What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between "ooo" and "aaa"?

About three centimeters.

What's the difference between Santa and a pimp ?

Santa has just 3 Ho's...

Swallow Jokes More Swallow Jokes

How can you tell if a man has a high sperm count?

You have to chew before you swallow!

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why was Luis Surez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

biting an apple and finding half a worm

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Which Pokemon trainer does Scyther hate the most?

Red

What's the difference between an angler and a dunce?

One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why did the trekkie spit out her latte at the Star Trek Convention?

Cause William Shatner Coffee. hahahha

How is Drake similar to someone with dysuria?

They both spit fire

Gargle Jokes More Gargle Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.