What is the difference between like, love, hate, and showing off?

Spit, swallow, bite, and gargle.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a toilet and a graveyard?

Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

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Why do Ethiopian girls give the best head?

They always swallow.

How do you get your stomach pumped?

Swallow a speaker playing "Remember the Name"

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What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

What is red and hurts when you bite it?

A Brick.

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How was your date?

She hated my poncho.

Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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Whats the definition of love true love and showing off?

Spitting swallowing and gargling.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.