How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?

An octopuss !

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Which phone??

Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing