How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

What did the boy with no legs and arms get for Christmas?

Cancer

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with three legs?

Tri-tip.

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ?

A cow that can milk itself !

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone?

Miss ewe!"

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.