How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you call an Asian woman with a leg shorter than the other?

Irene

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a cow in a 6 second video?

A BoVine

What do you call a cow that's scared of everything?

Coward!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What do all dogs get with their phones?

Collar ID