How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.

What's the difference between a sumo and a feminist?

A sumo shaves their legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with no sense of humor ?

A feminist

What newspaper do cows read?

The Daily Moos.

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How many photos of Kanye West do you suppose Kanye West has on his phone?

More than 1,000

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.