What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

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Curses, foiled again!"

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.