What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.

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Whats the difference between a priest and acne?

One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face.

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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Why was the United Nations concerned when the waitress dropped the platter on Thanksgiving?

It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

What's the difference a teckel and the United Nations?

There's none. They both have big hearts but a short reach.