What's the difference between a Porsche and a trash bag full of dead babies?

I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a black person and a tire?

The tire doesn't sing gospels when you put it in chains.

Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a black man?

A dead baby can feed a family of four

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?

I don't have a corvette in my garage.

Garage Jokes More Garage Jokes

Why should you hire a drag queen to help clean your garage?

They know how to tuck away junk.

What's the difference between a million dollar car and a pile of dead babies?

There's no million dollar car in my garage.