What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the opposite of quantum physics?

Logic. (If you don't like physics jokes, just keep movin') ...(if you don't like math jokes, trust me, sometimes it makes a difference).

What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists?

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Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

What bird has wings but cannot fly ?

Roast turkey !

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Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!