What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

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What's the difference between my bed and my imagination?

You aren't naked in my bed.

What's the difference between a twitcher and a stutterer?

One's a bird watcher and the other's a word botcher!

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What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

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Why did the bird join he air force?

He wanted to be a parrot trooper!

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.